Long story Short

Whenever people especially girls ask me "Did you have any girlfriends in the past?". I turn my head down and say "No". Then they look at me with astonishment and  as if looking down on me ask "Why?" And I give them a rote reply: From observing my friends with girlfriends I have come to the conclusion that I didn't have any girlfriends because l lack the cardinal quality required for having a girlfriend -'Ability to lie without getting caught' ;Everytime I lie either no one believes me or I am caught.
Then I turn my head down again, smirk and say to myself ,if "I say I lie"it is like "A Brit saying all Brits are liers".

Distance

The winds from the west carry your essence,
Though you are far away I can feel your presence.
The tides rise and fall each day the same,
The waves seem to chant your name.
These along chats are no match for your touch,
How do I tell you I miss you so much.
But then I thank God for giving me a reason for existence,
After a lotus blooms seeing the Sun because of it's distance.